Slightly Naive

**leaves theatre** I'm not going home... not really.

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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PSA

addams-beineke:

DO NOT FUCKING SING ALONG WHEN YOU GO TO BROADWAY MUSICALS. PEOPLE PAY GOOD MONEY TO HEAR THE PEOPLE ON STAGE SING. NOT YOU, A RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER. IF THE PEOPLE ON STAGE DON’T WANT YOU UNWRAPPING CANDIES, THEN THEY CERTAINLY DON’T WANT YOU SINGING. BUY THE GODDAMN CAST RECORDING AND SING ALONG ALL YOU WANT AT HOME, BUT NOT IN THE FUCKING THEATRE. 

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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via mizzmizzerie)

My mother made a very good point today.

My roommates and I have felt that it’s a good time for us to part ways. I’ve lived with Megan for 5 years now, and it’s time we go our separate ways. She’s got her boyfriend and they want to start a life together.

Cool. Totally cool. I’ve been wanting my own place for quite some time, so this is perfect.

Last night I found out they are applying for a home loan for a really nice house they want to buy.

This is most fortunate for me because, as my mother pointed out, I’ve inquired at almost 15 apartment buildings in my town and every one of them has a 6-18 month waiting list.

So, basically, if my roommates buy that house, I can take over the lease at my current place and rock it alone for a while.

Maybe even get a roommate of my own.

bloodpactgirlscout:

Please tell me I am not the only person who imagines Tamika Flynn to look like Lavender from Matilda

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Look at those goddamn glasses and those cute little braids.

That is 100% the face of a librarian-killing master of reading comprehension skills.

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jellysnack:

Dear PAs and Stage Management Interns,

When the ASM asks for your runsheet and wants you to be specific, they want you to BE SPECIFIC.  Don’t write shit in the margin and expect us to know when you do it.  We want to know what you do when you do it.  So if you get abducted by aliens or stuck in an elevator; someone else can do your track just by looking at the paperwork.

Sincerely,

Every ASM you will ever work with

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